Tuesday, September 18, 2007 at 11:40 AM |  
Man, this society is totally fucked up. Last night I was doing my daily car maintenance outside of my house. I was doing pretty well until I found out some jackass stole my car's oil tank cap and tried to recall whether if I misplaced it or not. However, I recalled my parents and I did not fill up the oil tank for the past two weeks so there was no way that it suddenly disappeared on its own. Seriously, people are so fucking cheap these days; a cap barely cost twenty bucks and they wasted time and effort to steal one off from me. The theif better hope I don't see him around my lawn ever again, he's gonna get his ass MURKED.
Posted by Procrastinator

11 comments:

Alena said...

Lmao, so true.

January 17, 2008 at 7:05 PM  
Jasmine said...

Note to self. swearing inreases attention from viewers. Nice piece of writing.

January 17, 2008 at 8:18 PM  
Moby Dick said...

Oh, geez. I bet they did it just to piss you off. I mean what's the use of an oil CAP?!

January 18, 2008 at 6:21 PM  
fresh_man said...

oh dear. a little angry are we

January 22, 2008 at 4:22 PM  
funkie said...

whoa LOl

January 24, 2008 at 1:31 PM  
Monkey Lover!! said...

hehe somebody is maddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd lol

January 24, 2008 at 10:46 PM  
LOLLERSKATER said...

funny story. enjoyed the attitude portayed in this piece. :D!

January 25, 2008 at 8:03 AM  
cupids EYE said...

ill get you a new cap

January 25, 2008 at 8:20 AM  
Peter Parker said...

lol cap gone

January 25, 2008 at 8:20 AM  
reconstruction site said...

slick.

January 25, 2008 at 8:53 AM  
belle said...

swearing is no good for you =)

January 25, 2008 at 10:06 AM  
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